If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It... Or Not

Remember when Jeremy Roenick retired back in July? Apparently neither does he.

I wonder how much this skews San Jose's average age (which was the lowest in the League before the signing).

Roenick Retires

While you were out today trying to see how many hot dogs you could eat in 12 minutes, Jeremy Roenick finally called it quits. Though I've certainly been no big fan of his, I thought it important to honor one of the top U.S.-born players of all-time, especially on this most patriotic of holidays.

Regardless of what he did on the ice or said off of it, this is how I hope to always remember the one and only J.R. (language NSFW):

Quote Of The Day

"I treat players like men and they should act like men."

- Wayne Gretzky on Jeremy Roenick's most recent temper tantrum.