Thursday Roundup/Gamenight: Caps @ 'Yotes

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We're going to kick things off today with your ridiculous and utterly meaningless stat of the day: The 19 skaters the Phoenix Coyotes have used so far this year have combined for 846 goals and 1,563 assists (in 5,291 man games) - 48 goals and 400 assists fewer than their head coach had in 1,487 NHL games.

If you don't know much about the 'Yotes, here's a four-bullet primer:

• Shane Doan, Ed Jovanovski and our old buddy Olli Jokinen are All-Star-caliber players. Tonight's goaltender, Mikael Tellqvist, is not.
• They're young and talented - Peter Mueller, Martin Hanzal, Kyle Turris, Mikkel Boedker and Viktor Tikhonov are all former first round picks from the past four drafts (Boedker and Tikhonov from this past year's draft). In fact, Steven Reinprecht, at 32, is the oldest player on a team that only has five players over the age of 29 (the Caps have seven).
• Daniel Carcillo is a classic "love to hate him" type player, and will be returning to the lineup tonight after serving a suspension for tussling with Chicago's Ben Eager (Eager was on the ice at the time... Carcillo was on the bench). He had 19 fights and 324 PIMs in just 57 games last year, but can score a bit too, as his 13 goals will attest (in short, he's everything we hope Stefan Della Rovere will become one day). Just imagine for a moment how much you would despise this guy if the Penguins had never traded him in the Georges Laraque deal.
• They have five different players with a fighting major already this season (the Caps have three).

In other words, expect a young, skilled team with more than a little sandpaper. If the Caps aren't ready for that, they'll drop a third game in a row before they know what hit 'em.

Oh, and the last time the Caps visited the desert, this happened:
You didn't think I'd get through this post without that, did you?

Elsewhere 'Round the Rinks:

If you missed Leonard Shapiro's article on Joe Beninati and Craig Laughlin in yesterday's WaPo, check it out.... Speaking of print media, Tyler Sloan made the front page of The Globe and Mail.... Sticking with print, your obligatory "Alex Ovechkin is coming to town and he's really good" article.... How screwed were we that the Caps didn't get to play on International Caps Lock Day?... Ken Klee cleared waivers. Tampa must be waiting for him to be put on re-entry waivers before claiming him (or for him to buy his way onto the team).

Old Friends In New Places

Alright - which of the following deals is funniest?

A. Ken Klee to Atlanta (2 years, $2.5 million)
B. Robert Lang to Chicago (2 years, $8 million)
C. Jiri Novotny to Columbus (2 years, $1.5 million)
D. Dainius Zubrus to New Jersey (6 years, $20.4 million)

I'm going with Zubrus. Six years of fumbling the puck and pinning it against the boards? Not good times.

Chicago And Indianapolis: A Tale Of Two Hockey Cities

Bobby Hull. Stan Mikita. Glenn Hall. Denis Savard. Tony Esposito. Mike Peluso. Three Stanley Cup championships, ten Vezina Trophies, eight Ross Trophies, a half dozen Calder Trophies and the best uniforms in all of sports. Looking over the history of the Chicago Blackhawks gives one a good insight into the history of hockey itself.

But there are lesser-known hockey traditions in the American Midwest as well. For no particular reason whatsoever, let's juxtapose Chicago's rich hockey tradition with, say, that of Indianapolis... Chicago versus Indianapolis, if you will.

Besides being the birthplace of NHL-great Ken Klee, India-no-place was one of the "Original Five" teams of the Central Hockey League, where the Indianapolis Capitols (no relation) played all of nine games back in 1963 before they were forced to move to Cincinnati due to an explosion at the Indianapolis Fairgrounds Coliseum. Want more details? Of course you do:

On October 31, 1963, during an Ice Follies show, a propane tank tipped over in the commissary under the bleachers on the southeast corner of the Coliseum. When the gas came in contact with a spark it caused a large explosion. A couple sections of stands were obliterated. 73 people were killed and nearly 400 were injured. Following the explosion, the ice rink was used as a morgue.

"The ice rink was used as a morgue." That may be the single most "hockey" quote you'll ever read.

Prior to those Capitols and their lengthy stay in Indiana, Indianapolis had an American Hockey League team called the Capitals (again no relation, though at least they had the spelling right), and a mere sixteen years after the Capitols left Indy, the city got another CHL team, this time the Indianapolis Checkers, err, Checkers, who apparently only had two players in franchise history.

The city has had plenty of other professional hockey teams over the years - the Chiefs (1955-62), the Racers (1974-78), the Ice (1988-2002, 2004-), another incarnation of the Checkers (1984-87), and perhaps other franchises that I'm too lazy to dig up - but the evolution of hockey in "The Circle City" unquestionably reached its zenith with the arrival of one player who would forever change the face of the game itself. I'm talking, of course, about Manute Bol, who laced up the skates for the Ice back in 2002. Bol never actually got on the ice for the Ice, but it's safe to say that he paved the way for such future ridiculously tall NHL stars as Zdeno Chara and Gheorghe Muresan.

Finally, the Indianapolis Racers of the WHA also left their mark on hockey history by being the first professional team to employee a kid named Wayne Gretzky. I'll admit that I have no idea what became of Gretzky after the Racers folded in 1978, but I'm told that he went on to bigger and better - some would say great - things.

So there you have it. No, it may not be Chicago and it certainly isn't Detroit. But they've paraded the Stanley Cup through the streets of Indianapolis as many times as they have in St. Louis, and with a storied history that includes storing dead bodies at the rink and a 7-foot-7 defenseman, I'm comfortable calling Indianapolis the Midwest's other other Hockeytown.

Go White Boy, Go White Boy, Go!

The gods of respect giveth, and I taketh away. I post this video of an old Washington Bullets promo (from Wizznutzz via the Bog) and call your attention to the "dancing" at around the 1:57 mark. Hide the children.