Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Ovechkin Put Behind Bars

The Ovechkin Insanity never ends.

Per TuvanHillbilly:

"Alexander Ovechkin, the highest paid Russian hockey player, is losing his freedom for a few days. The well-known forward is giving up the ice and sitting behind bars! Skates, pads, shields and sticks--everything that is familiar to the famous sportsman will suddenly be replaced by shackles and prison uniform! So what has happened to the famous NHL player? The reason the hockey player with the peaceful name is being locked away is that he is taking part in the filming of a new music video for Vlad Topalov. Nobody expected such a turn of events, and up until the last minute least of all Alexander. As Life.ru has learned, the hockey player's girlfriend, Victoria Lopyreva persuaded him to participate in the scandalous video.

"'I really like Vlad's art, and Sasha is so courageous that to me, nobody else could play this role'- Victoria shared with Life.ru.

"In the video, Vlad and Alexander play prisoners under guard. During an escape attempt the young men become slaves to some sexual beauties."

11 comments:

~Mark said...

I think I'm starting to wish I didn't get all of this "access" to Ovy. He's quite a personality...365 days a year!

DrinkingPartner said...

All of this Ovechkin news is amazing. If only there were other NHLers with that kind of personality. I do hope that music video gets posted AS SOON as it's released.

Tyler said...

AO's a bottom! Who knew!

Shaggy said...

Meanwhile, Canada remains engrossed as Sidney Crosby endorses bear claws for Tim Horton's.

chanuck said...

Mmmm, Tim Horton's

tuvan said...

I'll have a cruller and a double-double.

Steph said...

Sidney can't endorse bear claws until Timmy's decides to actually SERVE them - dutchies instead? Butter tarts? Hmmm.

TheTick said...

Fuck Tim Horton's (at least the one by my house). How hard is it to get 'sausage breakfast sandwich, NO EGG' right? And about 30% of the time, that old fashioned glazed donut is either plain, chocolate, or a honey dip (well, that was good).

I think I need a few more reminders of how much better Ovie's life is than mine, by the way. 'sexual beauties' indeed.

Anonymous said...

I dont get it...is he in a porno now or something?

Jimmy Jazz said...

If anyone but AO referred to some schmuck's music video as "art," I'd have to serve up a Hiroshima special. AO gets a pass.

Sombrero Guy said...

JJ- I believe it was his girlfriend who offered the "art" quote.

I seriously hope we get to see the final product soon. I'm sure it will be awesome/hilarious.