Odds And Ends

We interrupt your previous scheduled playoff-related nervous breakdown to catch you up on a bunch of crap that didn't deserve individual posts.

Karl Alzner, who knows no fear, was named WHL Eastern Conference Player of the Year.... I like "The Collingwood Cannon" nickname for Josh Godfrey.... Mathieu Perreault was named the top sniper in the Q, but you knew that... Don't you mean you're never getting married again, Anna?... Finally, in case you missed it, our buddy Greg Wyshynski, "the funniest writer in the NHL," has left Deadspin, FanHouse, his wife, and The Fourth Period to head up Yahoo!'s hockey blogging effort. You can find him here.