Here are a couple of stills from Alex Ovechkin's first (and hopefully last) foray into the world of NHL pugilism:
"Just hit it, pillowhands. Don't worry, it's not gonna hit you back."
"Hey, maybe next time we can send you a telegram: get ready for the right hook."
UPDATE: Maybe I was too quick to judge AO's fighting skills - here's a clip of him back in his Dynamo days scrapping with Oleg Tverdovsky: