Friday, March 17, 2006

Conclusive Proof: Penguins Fans Are Bad People

Confirming a long-held suspicion, it turns out that Pittsburgh Penguins fans actually are a lower form of life than the rest of us:
A man was caught on tape stealing a puppy from a Florida pet store. The surveillance video shows a man wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey taking a "puggle," which is a cross between a beagle and a pug.

On the tape, the man picks up the puppy and appears to place it in his back pocket before walking out.

The puggle usually sells for about $1,500. The pet store is offering a $1,000 reward for the animal's return.
Click here for all the sordid pictures of the puppy-stealing bastard and his ├╝ber-cute take.

Tip of the cap to Mutiny Rule on the find.


Anonymous said...

Hey, if Sid wants a puppy, Sid gets a puppy. Times are tough - cut us some slack.

Anonymous said...

I think he was heard muttering something along the lines of, "We hates Erik Cole. Yes, my precious, we hates Erik Cole...

Anonymous said...

More fun times from PA: