Of Trojans And Bare Buttocks

Hat tip to Rink Reader DK for the following gem:

A University of Southern California hockey goalie put on a show, but it had nothing to do with stopping shots.

Mickey Meyer rode his stick like a horse, dropped his bulky pants, mooned the crowd and slapped his buttocks during a game against Brigham Young University, police said.

Fear not, America - the future is in good hands.