"[N]ew Flint Generals coach Bobby Reynolds began reshaping the roster this afternoon, when he released rookie forward Ben Boudreau[.]"In 13 games, Boudreau had one goal, one assist, six penalty minutes and a minus-13 rating. Boudreau is the son of Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau." [Link]
You sneaky fox you!
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ReplyDeleteThanks for scaring the living crap out of me.
ReplyDeleteCruel, JP! This is as bad as a message I saw in the pre-season entitled "Fedorov is done" when refering to Fedor Fedorov.
ReplyDeleteIts April 1st alreday?
ReplyDeleteIf this were a message board, you'd be banned.
ReplyDeleteI figured everyone could use a little post-lunchy wake-up call.
ReplyDeleteAnd if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider.
You. BASTARD. PUNK.
ReplyDeleteSo where does Ben go now?
Please excuse me while I kickstart my heart...wait...ok there we go. Sad for Mini-B!
ReplyDeleteIt was not nice to scare the living daylights out of us like that. What does this mean for Bruce's son?
ReplyDeleteThe first think out of my mouth when I read that was "holy sh%&!"
ReplyDeleteYou're going to give someone a heart attack with that headline...
And if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider.
ReplyDeleteYou give message boards too much credit.
i hate you. I definitely did a double take.
ReplyDeleteWell, that was mean! Way to give me a mid-day stroke, man.
ReplyDeletedude. not cool.
ReplyDeleteI still feel a little sick.
ReplyDeletei hate you a little bit right now
ReplyDeleteUnkind, man. Only on April 1st should such miserable attempts at humor be tolerated!
ReplyDeleteYou turd.
ReplyDeleteHoly shit! I just sprouted eighty new grey hairs. Thanks loads JP. You scamp.
ReplyDeleteHilarious!
ReplyDeleteSick, but hilarious.
Shouldn't this also be tagged under "J.P. acts like a 12-year-old"?
ReplyDeleteBecause that "Green Signs" post from last summer is one of my all-time favorite posts here. I laughed. Long and loud.
Nice call, Mursh.
ReplyDeleteJP, yes indeed, you've hatched another dandy. Be proud of yourself; this is perhaps your finest piece of journalism.
ReplyDelete"And if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider."
ReplyDeleteI heard a rumor we were going to trade Nylander.
HAHAHA. Very nice.
ReplyDeleteAGH! That was almost as bad as 'Green Signs', when you were refering to JOSH Green!
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