Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Boudreau Relieved Of Duties

"[N]ew Flint Generals coach Bobby Reynolds began reshaping the roster this afternoon, when he released rookie forward Ben Boudreau[.]

"In 13 games, Boudreau had one goal, one assist, six penalty minutes and a minus-13 rating. Boudreau is the son of Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau." [Link]

27 comments:

  1. Thanks for scaring the living crap out of me.

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  2. Cruel, JP! This is as bad as a message I saw in the pre-season entitled "Fedorov is done" when refering to Fedor Fedorov.

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  3. If this were a message board, you'd be banned.

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  4. I figured everyone could use a little post-lunchy wake-up call.

    And if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider.

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  5. You. BASTARD. PUNK.

    So where does Ben go now?

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  6. Please excuse me while I kickstart my heart...wait...ok there we go. Sad for Mini-B!

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  7. It was not nice to scare the living daylights out of us like that. What does this mean for Bruce's son?

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  8. The first think out of my mouth when I read that was "holy sh%&!"

    You're going to give someone a heart attack with that headline...

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  9. And if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider.

    You give message boards too much credit.

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  10. i hate you. I definitely did a double take.

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  11. Well, that was mean! Way to give me a mid-day stroke, man.

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  12. dude. not cool.

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  13. I still feel a little sick.

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  14. i hate you a little bit right now

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  15. Unkind, man. Only on April 1st should such miserable attempts at humor be tolerated!

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  16. Holy shit! I just sprouted eighty new grey hairs. Thanks loads JP. You scamp.

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  17. Hilarious!

    Sick, but hilarious.

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  18. Shouldn't this also be tagged under "J.P. acts like a 12-year-old"?

    Because that "Green Signs" post from last summer is one of my all-time favorite posts here. I laughed. Long and loud.

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  19. JP, yes indeed, you've hatched another dandy. Be proud of yourself; this is perhaps your finest piece of journalism.

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  20. "And if this was a message board, the comments would be 80% stupider."

    I heard a rumor we were going to trade Nylander.

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  21. AGH! That was almost as bad as 'Green Signs', when you were refering to JOSH Green!

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