OK, that last entry was a little bizarre, but at least it formed an intelligent and coherent thought, unlike this paragraph from Mike "Possibly Right, But For The Wrong Reasons" Toth:
"With his energy, charisma and hip-hop attitude, Alex Ovechkin seems more Washington Wizard than Washington Capital. Yes, the NHL is fortunate that this hockey-crazed fool didn't follow in his mother's famous footsteps. Tatiana Ovechkin won a pair of Olympic gold medals playing basketball for Russia and it's not hard to imagine Ovechkin as a Steve Nash-style point guard. But the NBA's loss is the NHL's gain, with Ovechkin serving as the chocolate to go with the more vanilla personality of Sidney Crosby."
And this on the heels of Terry Frei's Olympics-inspired mess of an article. I shudder to think what these guys will be writing if hockey doesn't get here real soon.