Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Sergei Fedorov: The Statutory Early Years

Late yesterday, someone asked me whether I'd use the Sergei Fedorov trade as an excuse to post pictures of Anna Kournikova on The Rink.

"Absolutely not," I responded, "And the mere suggestion that I might stoop to something so transparent and gratuitous truly offends my delicate sensibilities, thank you very little."

A day later, however, I am willing to cast my own puritanical morals aside and bring the following pics to you, my eight readers, because I know you want 'em - my one condition being that Fedorov be in all the pics so at least the post maintained some shred of hockey relevance. And while you're ogling, I will avert my eyes (other than to note that Liz Hurley is sitting in front of Anna in that first pic... damn). Oh, and if you don't much care for pics with dudes in 'em, there's always Google image search (the SafeSearch feature of which can be turned off, from what I'm told).

8 comments:

slapshot37 said...

That last one made me laugh.

Cheers JP!

Joe said...

Those pictures will never get old either!

JP said...

Good call. I updated the tags accordiingly.

Tim said...

I love the tag "gratuitity". Freudian?

JP said...

Ha. Nice catch.

b80vin said...

I can't use the google image search for Anna K. with safe search off. I just had surgery on my hand. The pain I'm enduring just typing this is epic. I fear doing as you suggested would result in biblical pain...

Brian said...

That first pic is not suggestive at all. Liz with the suggestive finger pulling at her bottom lip and Anna grabbing her bewb.
Sergei does not look impressed.

CD said...

The Post's Style section followed in your footsteps today, JP. They, however, included the fact he once dated Tara Reid, too.