Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Sidney, With Your Lips So Bright...

Quick question: has anyone ever seen a lamer hockey poll than the one is currently running? Don't bother clicking over - here it is:

Note that Martin St. Louis is not an option, undoubtedly because he'll be busy in the workshop making toys.


Tyler said...

Sidney, the puckered Penguin
had two very shiny lips.
And if you ever saw him,
you too'd make duck-billed quips.

All of the other Penguins
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Sidney
join in puckbunnies or dames.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Sidney with your lips so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

Then all the Caps fans loved him
as they shouted out with glee,
'Sidney the red-lipped diver,
you'll go down in infamy!'

Rage said...

Tyler, I think it's only Mario that's keeping Sid from the puck bunnies...

Kool-Aid Man said...

Oh, Yeaahh!

smitty said...

I feel dumber for having merely seen that poll.

~Mark said...

I'm so tired of the Sid love. He's not even that good this year, on a better team than his first 2 years. Get over it Canada!