Many of you, no doubt, saw Saturday night's fight between Pittsburgh's Robert Petrovicky and Toronto's Kris Newbury (in case you didn't, the video is below). The good news is that Newbury "has a headache [likely the understatement of the season] and is listed day-to-day at this point." The bad news?
Many NHLers similarly suffer from "no skill," but to point it out while the kid's in the hospital is just cruel. Oh, and here's that video I promised you:
[H/t to Dunzy on the pointer]