Friday, January 19, 2007

Rory Fitzpatrick: The Untold Story Of Rory Glory

There's a story that the Mainstream Media has been ignoring for far too long, and I'm proud to say that we at The Rink have an exclusive on it: Canuck's defenseman Rory Fitzpatrick scored the game-winning goal (his first goal of the season) in last night's 2-1 win over the Ottawa Senators. This is, in all likelihood, the most newsworthy thing you will read about Fitzpatrick this season and perhaps ever.

I'll start preparing my Pulitzer acceptance speech.

3 comments:

faux rumors said...

1) We're sure hockey fans all over North America will now be demanding that Rory get his rightful place on the All Star team!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, it's about Brashear...

Nice article:

"Brashear said he is enjoying "probably the best year of my career," a career that he thought might end when teams started opting for faster, more skillful players following the 2004-05 lockout.

http://www.readexpress.com/read_freeride/2007/01/sports_talk_brashear_keeps_it_physical.php

CD said...

JP, i've got your next expose--why has Verizon changed their chicken tender basket to include less chicken fingers? i eagerly anticipate your in-depth take on the matter.