Thursday, August 10, 2006

If You Don't Have Something Nice To Say...

Always Mr. Optimism (or is that Mr. Sarcasm?), San Jose bench boss Ron Wilson on his team's latest free agent acquisition, former Capital (it's nice to be able to say that) Mathieu Biron (file photo):
He's a player that's certainly at an interesting age. Sometimes players are late bloomers -- especially big players.
Uh-huh. Not "He's got a big shot from the point," or "He can really hit," but rather "He's 26 and sometimes tall players stink out loud until they're 26." Crazy Ron knows.
  • Over/under on how many regular season games Biron plays for the Sharks this year: 26
  • Over/under on his plus/minus: -7
  • Over/under on how many pounds of monkey crap Biron is in a five-pound bag: 8

5 comments:

Garrett said...

Like I say, one down, Majesky to go.

DCSportsChick said...

LMFAO!!!

WFY said...

Maybe the Reds will pick up Majesky.

JP said...

Only if they send us Kearns and Lopez back.

Wes said...

Less than 26 games, better than a minus 7, and no comment, heh heh....