Friday, March 17, 2006

Conclusive Proof: Penguins Fans Are Bad People

Confirming a long-held suspicion, it turns out that Pittsburgh Penguins fans actually are a lower form of life than the rest of us:
A man was caught on tape stealing a puppy from a Florida pet store. The surveillance video shows a man wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey taking a "puggle," which is a cross between a beagle and a pug.

On the tape, the man picks up the puppy and appears to place it in his back pocket before walking out.

The puggle usually sells for about $1,500. The pet store is offering a $1,000 reward for the animal's return.
Click here for all the sordid pictures of the puppy-stealing bastard and his ├╝ber-cute take.

Tip of the cap to Mutiny Rule on the find.

4 comments:

Mario L. from Pittsburgh said...

Hey, if Sid wants a puppy, Sid gets a puppy. Times are tough - cut us some slack.

pooh99 said...

From a coworker that's a Pens fan (who actually wore a Crosby jersey to work on Tuesday):

"that is actually true.

if it ain’t bolted to the floor, we’s a gonna get it.

this is what being the last place team for 3-4 years in a row and having your hero retire early again will do to a person."

CasonBlog said...

I think he was heard muttering something along the lines of, "We hates Erik Cole. Yes, my precious, we hates Erik Cole...

Tim in Pitt said...

More fun times from PA:
http://www.thepittsburghchannel.com/sports/8136092/detail.html