Conclusive Proof: Penguins Fans Are Bad People

Confirming a long-held suspicion, it turns out that Pittsburgh Penguins fans actually are a lower form of life than the rest of us:

HOLLYWOOD, Fla. -- A man was caught on tape stealing a puppy from a Florida pet store. The surveillance video shows a man wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey taking a "puggle," which is a cross between a beagle and a pug.

On the tape, the man picks up the puppy and appears to place it in his back pocket before walking out.

The puggle usually sells for about $1,500. The pet store is offering a $1,000 reward for the animal's return.

Click here for all the sordid pictures of the puppy-stealing bastard and his über-cute take.

Tip of the cap to Mutiny Rule on the find.